Wasp Nest

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My momma told me one time before an episode of Portlandia that “wasps never had any patience for anybody”, but I foolishly chose not to belive her. That quote stuck with me for years, and one day, I put it to the test.
I saw a wasp nest bigger than my head, and I wanted to see if it looked anything like a bee’s nest. I readied my commemorative “David Bowie” bowie knife, and I went to town on that wasp nest. I was slicing wasp nests before it was cool, but that was also the day I realized momma was right all along.