Bird Poops
Doo doo doo, I’m singing a song, looking up at the sky, then a bird comes along…and lands a bullseye right on your head. Supposedly it’s good luck, but it’s hard to think about that when all you really want is to find the nearest bathroom and wipe the gooey gunk off your head. And sometimes bird just skip pooping on you and fly into your head directly. What can we say, it’s just so much funnier when it happens to someone else!