Drinking Sour Milk

Sour milk is disgusting. The look on a someone’s face when they taste curdled dairy can send chills down a sane person’s spine. But there’s also this feeling of, “at least it wasn’t me.” It’s gross, to be sure, but there’s a sense of relief, like you dodged a bullet or something. Best thing you can do is offer your buddy some Listerine and offer to buy a fresh gallon.