The Licking
“Couple in their mid-twenties come in, it’s obviously a first date but they seem to really like each other and are getting along well. About halfway through their meal I notice them holding hands over the table. Cute. Then, the guy lifts her hand to his lips and kisses the back of it. A bit of an outdated gesture, but still cute I guess. The woman seems slightly confused but goes along with it.
A little while later I see the guy do it again. Okay, dude. Then again. Woman is confused and looks a little uncomfortable. They are no longer holding hands. I go to serve my table and see the dude full on MAKING OUT with her hand, tongue and all. Woman looks extremely embarrassed and uncomfortable, looking everywhere but at her date.
I go over and casually ask if they need anything, and the dude stops. Woman yanks her hand back. She left pretty soon after.” – Reddit user foppishyyy
Wow, we wonder what set her off… Kidding, that scene must have been so cringe-worthy that the woman will forever be scarred! Who would want drools all over their hands? They’re not barbecue ribs, dude!