Butchering French
“I once saw a guy try and impress his date by pretending to know about wine. He then proceeded to pronounce every single wrong one. I don’t even know how I would phonetically write out his butchering of Chablis and Sauvignon Blanc. Date looked at him like he’d just taken a dump on the table.” – Reddit user ugh_you_bastard
Never try to impress someone during your first date. It will always go sideways and it’s embarrassing for everyone! When you have zero skills at pronouncing words in another language, for instance, just excuse yourself and move on, but don’t act like you’re a know it all.