He Jetted!
“The girl got very, very red in the face and then just stood straight up and coughed. A big chunk of meat flew out of her mouth and landed on the guy’s forehead. I mean, you couldn’t get it more square above the eyes. Then she passed out and fell to the floor. They called 911 and the fire department came and made sure she was alright. While the FD guys were talking to her, the guy got mad and left her there. He just jetted.” – Reddit user [deleted]
While nearly choking to death is not funny, we have to admit this Reddit user knows his way around telling a good story! And talking about food landing on people’s faces, check out this last epic fail…