So Embarrassed She Threw Up
“A few years back I was working at pizza hut as a driver. We had the smallest store in the area, and there were no booths or tables for customers. There is one small bench barely able to seat two inside the door. This “couple,” probably freshman, come in and the lad nervously orders a single medium pizza.
Fast forward the 10 minutes of cooking time he spent crammed on that tiny bench with the girl, who was visually uncomfortable, but also either too polite or too nervous to leave. I was hoping they’d leave and take it to a car or to the park but no. He started trying to hand feed her pizza. On a bench too small to comfortably seat two. With three to four customers in line less than two feet in front of them, and drivers constantly having to step over their legs to get out of the store.
In-between the cringy “want another bite?”s she was practically shaking at this point and closing her eyes out of embarrassment. That was a big mistake, because he slips in for a kiss instead of pizza. Regrettably, it worked and she revolted and threw up on the rest of the pizza in his lap. She bolts and runs off, he tries to order another pizza to go, cuz “she didn’t get to finish it, she’ll like it if I bring her another”.” – Reddit user Sycamourn
We don’t know about you, but this is the definition of worst date ever! This poor girl will have nightmares every time she hears the word pizza!