Repel: You Can’t Be Bothered To Pay For Sh—
If you’re really stingy when it comes to paying for stuff, then don’t be surprised if we’re taking notice and eventually dip. You take us to dinner, but don’t even reach out for your wallet. Going on a movie date night means we have to splurge on your ticket because the second it’s time to pay, you suddenly “have to go to the bathroom.” Being thrifty might help you save some cash, but it will also leave you single.