#42 Must Have Coffee

Halloween morning 2014, he knocked on my door to drive me to work. We had been friends for a month and he wouldn’t make a move, so I answered the door in a T-shirt and cat ears and absolutely nothing else; that jerk walked right past me and looked for coffee in the kitchen.
We’ve been married 10 months now!
He claims he totally knew my intentions but knew being a gentleman would get him farther, I say he’s full of it.
Credit: lechat_noir