#39 Just Be Super Obvious

This actually happened to me:
Her: Guys are terrible at picking up on hints.
Me: Tell me about it, we’re useless at it. What you need to do is be super obvious, like grab his hand and drag him into you.
Her: Like this? (She grabs my hand and starts dragging me away).
Me: Ha! Exactly like that, that’ll definitely work. Bye!
It only clicked to me two days later but I was in already in the cold-shoulder zone by then.
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