#36 That Must Have Been Some Movie
I was the guy.
Her: Let’s hang out after school, nobody is going to be at my house.
Me: Ok cool.
Drive her home and hang out with her.
Her: Hey I have a finished attic I like to hang out in and watch movies.
Me: Ok cool.
Go in the attic where a couch, sheets on the floor, and a TV on a stand are chilling. Turn on some random movie and she proceeds to cuddle on me.
Her: So what do you want to do?
Me: I don’t know? random chatter about movie
Her: My last boyfriend couldn’t last more than 2 minutes with me. No guy has actually.
Me: Oh I could do better than that.
Her: Oh yeah? 😉
Me: random chatter about movie
This is not a fire drill folks, this actually happened. She ghosted me pretty hard after that and I didn’t really understand why until years later when I critically thought about that situation.
Credit: metalcheezburger