#23 Take A Hint
My husband went to a party at a friends house. The hostess asked if he wanted to see her lingerie collection, then said he should come sit on her bed with him. He said no thanks and chilled with his buddy before coming home and telling me all about it. He didn’t believe me when I said that she wanted him. This lady has tried to sabotage our relationship and failed miserably because he can’t take a hint. I found this hilarious.
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