#22 What A Knob
Me: I think you’re really cute and I like you. A lot.
Him:… uh, thanks.
Accepting this unrequited crush, I decided I was happy being friends with him.
However, 3 months down the line he spent hours comforting me after a disastrous night and then finally confessed he had feelings for me, going back 6 months. When I asked why he didn’t say anything when I told him my feelings “but I wasn’t sure you liked me”
That was 4 years ago, he’s still as cute and dense now, and is fast asleep next to me.
Credit: InappropriateUnicorn