Celebracadabra

Pop quiz. What’s worse than entertainers with fledgling careers resorting to cheesy reality shows? If you said “magicians”, we have your new ironic hate-watch. Celebracadabra is a show where — quick sidebar, how many title iterations did VH1 go through before settling on this? Was Ta-Dumb taken? Okay, sidebar over — celebrities learn magic and compete against each other. If you watch an episode, you’ll wish you disappeared.