Number Two
“We had a large sales training of 50+ people on Zoom. It turns out mid training one of our enterprise reps in New York had gone to do a number two. He thought he was on mute and the camera off. It wasn’t. He put the laptop on the floor in front of the toilet with the screen tilted towards the toilet rim. It was exactly the sort of view you can imagine with the sound effects. He surprisingly took it in stride and said, “Well, everyone poops, and it’s not something y’all haven’t seen before. We all have private bits and berries.”
Trogdyr