That Was Awkward
“In 8th grade, our math teacher had this fancy new speaker and mic set installed in our classroom because apparently, he had vocal chord issues, and this way, he could speak at a lower volume and not stress his voice box. So, of course, he went to the bathroom and left his mic on. A class of 30 8th graders heard his entire bowel movement and bathroom ritual – including humming while washing his hands. The look on that poor man’s face when he came back and realized the mic was on. Anyways, soon after, he decided that due to “technical” issues, he would no longer need the sound system, and he just lectured normally.”
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