Jurassic Park
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I haven’t watched “Jurassic Park” in at least 15 years. Here’s what happens in the movie as far as I remember. Santa Claus opens a theme park about dinosaurs and it has real dinosaurs. Dr. Alan Grant, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum are scientists who get to see the park before it opens. But Newman accidentally turns off all the power in the park, so all the dinosaurs escape. The T. rex and the velociraptors eat a bunch of people. They want to eat everyone, but they don’t get to eat the heroes or the children. Then the heroes and the childrens fly away in a helicopter and Santa Claus is like, “Wow, that was a really bad idea.”