Goodfellas
We need a word for a movie that you watch to completion whenever you find it playing on cable, even if its edited for TV, even if it’s already halfway over, even you if you own a copy on video. “Goodfellas” is definitely one of those movies. Do you know what’s cool about “Goodfellas”? Everything. Mafia guys are so cool. Except for, like, how they do all those crimes. And how they constantly backstab and murder each other. And house they treat women, which is appalling. And the way they talk, just toilet mouths all around. And how they just take whatever they want all the time and have no respect or regard for anyone else. Other than that, mafia guys are the coolest, and “Goodfellas” proves it.