Hook
If you want to make money forever, make a successful movie for children. Generations of kids will discover and rediscover and love it forever and ever, even if – and this is the important part – even if it’s a complete f–king turd of a film. “Hook” is maybe the perfect example of this. It is an absolute piece of s–t. Even Steven Spielberg says it sucks, and he directed it. Yet every millennial thinks “Hook” is “Citizen Kane.” Because when you’re a kid, you’re an idiot with no taste, so you like everything. And then, after you grow up, it’s too painful to admit that your childhood favorites are actually worthless trash. Now we live in a world of delusional people in their 20s and 30s who insist that “Hook” is a good movie. Appalling.