The Parent Trap
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I never saw 1998’s “The Parent Trap” because I was already a teenager when it came out, and it was a movie for children. So there’s that. I saw the original when I was a kid, but all I remember is the basic premise: Identical twin sisters (played by the same actress) switch places to get their divorced parents back together. Or something like that. Anyway, I choose to live in a fantasy world where this is the only movie Lindsay Lohan ever made before she quit show business, had a stable upbringing, and became a schoolteacher or something.