Space Jam
In the ‘90s, Michael Jordan was the best basketball player. He was so good, you guys. He threw that basketball and dunked that basketball right into all the baskets. All the best best baskets, tremendous baskets. But then he retired. He said it was because he wanted to be a mediocre minor-league baseball player instead of the biggest star in Major League Basketball. But really it was because he was a degenerate gambler. Anyway, when he returned to B-ball hoops, they made a dumb movie about how what he really did during his time away was play space basketball with the Looney Tunes. Adults who grew up in the ‘90s still insist that this is actually a good movie. See also: “Hook.”