Notting Hill
Hugh Grant and Julia Grant together at last! Boy oh boy, if there’s a movie in the world I know less about than “Notting Hill,” it has to be one I’ve never heard of at all. “Notting Hill” is a romantic comedy, I think. Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant fall in love in it, I guess. And that’s all I know about that movie. What else I know about Hugh Grant is that he was dating Elizabeth Hurley in the ‘90s but f–ked a Hollywood street prostitute anyway. And despite the indignity of getting caught doing that, he suffered, like, zero consequences for it. Because he’s a rich white guy, so society applied no consequences. Grant just went on Jay Leno’s talk show, said he was sorry, and then got to make “Notting Hill.”