Titanic
Crazy to think the movie “Titanic” is more than 20 years old. I’ve never seen it though. But I’m going to tell you what I think it’s about, even though I’ve never seen it. OK, Leonardo DiCaprio is Jack, a poor American boy who dreams of taking a ride on the big cruise ship Titanic. Kate Winslet is Rose, a rich lady who’s taking a ride on Titanic with her boyfriend, Billy Zane, who’s bad. Jack meets Rose, and he takes her to the front of the ship and says, “Put your arms out like this.” So she puts her arms out like that, and they fall in love. Jack draws Rose naked, so Billy Zane tries to kill Jack. Then the Titanic hits the iceberg and sinks. Jack and Rose are in the water, and Jack tells Rose to float on the door so she won’t die. Jack dies. One-hundred years later, Rose is still alive and she throws the necklace in the ocean. No one knows what happened to Billy Zane.