Forrest Gump
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“Forrest Gump” is a movie about a stupid idiot who loves someone who treats him like garbage, so it’s basically the most relatable movie ever made. Even though he’s stupid, he goes to college because he can play football. But then he has to go to Vietnam. His best friend in Vietnam dies. He does ping-pong, and then another friend from Vietnam becomes his friend again. The stupid idiot gets rich from shrimp. Then the girl he loves comes back and they finally bang after the stupid idiot was in the Friend Zone that whole time. But then she leaves again. Then she comes back again and she has a kid, and it’s the stupid idiot’s kid. Then the girl dies of AIDS, and that’s how the movie ends.