#1 I Guess They Got Paid
My worst stop was pathetic, really. I knocked on the door and heard a kid yell, “I GOT IT!” He opened the door and ran up the stairs, yelling to his friends: “The pizza guy’s here! The pizza guy’s here!” A crowd of about eight pre-teens at the top of the stairs started throwing change down the stairs at me to pay for the delivery.
I asked if they could hand me the money, and they just laughed and kept throwing the change. So I picked up the bag of food and winged it up to them. It hit the wall, and I split. I told the boss what happened and that if they ever called to complain, I wouldn’t give them the time of day. I found out later that he did get a call and he told them to get stuffed. Good boss.
Credit: AmishHoeFights