#7 Even Porch-Dwellers Need Pizza
I once delivered a pizza to a guy living under his porch. I drove up to the house and it was pitch black. There were no lights on. I looked at the ticket and it said to: “Use the back door” I climbed the steps and found nothing. Then, I heard a voice from below me saying, “Hey, down here.” I looked under the porch and there was a small door leading into what looked like a makeshift apartment. I had to actually crouch to get to it. I gave the guy the pizza and bounced out of there.
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