Check out this batch of funny food tweets from hilarious tweeters who are experienced eaters!
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Ore-oh no!
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I've turned Chinese food into many a food baby, so kinda.
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You genius, Nina.
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Amphibian-teresting.
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Dang hand!
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I. Knew. It!
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Aside from someone who now needs a Snickers? (Preferably of the ice cream variety.)
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This is why if there's any popcorn remaining by the time the opening credits start rolling I give myself a big, buttery pat on the back.
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You had your chance, Martha!
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That'll be all.
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Eat all that and you're gonna carb crash into a bread end.
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Someone phone the pizza police.
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Know any good coffin dealers?
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Or that was his plan all along.
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Everyone knows the best sexy heavily involves lasagna, though.
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Way, way more delicious than a desert island.
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I'd feel bad for the pizza purveyors, but they brought this on themselves with their specific-ass promises.
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A diet I can get behind.
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That or stuffing himself to death with chicken. I'd say it's a toss-up.
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Got a breast in there too?
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Shouts to you, Seamless, for helping me step up my hermit game.
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Empinada chance.
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I knew I musta picked that up from somewhere.
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Alfred-no.
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Oh come on, at least double up on cheesecake for each wish.
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Engagement suspended until further notice (of incoming cinnamon rolls).
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That's thinking ahead.
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