Check out this batch of funny food tweets from hilarious tweeters who are experienced eaters!
Ore-oh no!
I've turned Chinese food into many a food baby, so kinda.
You genius, Nina.
Amphibian-teresting.
Dang hand!
I. Knew. It!
Aside from someone who now needs a Snickers? (Preferably of the ice cream variety.)
This is why if there's any popcorn remaining by the time the opening credits start rolling I give myself a big, buttery pat on the back.
You had your chance, Martha!
That'll be all.
Eat all that and you're gonna carb crash into a bread end.
Someone phone the pizza police.
Know any good coffin dealers?
Or that was his plan all along.
Everyone knows the best sexy heavily involves lasagna, though.
Way, way more delicious than a desert island.
I'd feel bad for the pizza purveyors, but they brought this on themselves with their specific-ass promises.
A diet I can get behind.
That or stuffing himself to death with chicken. I'd say it's a toss-up.
Got a breast in there too?
Shouts to you, Seamless, for helping me step up my hermit game.
Empinada chance.
I knew I musta picked that up from somewhere.
Alfred-no.
Oh come on, at least double up on cheesecake for each wish.
Engagement suspended until further notice (of incoming cinnamon rolls).
That's thinking ahead.
