Humans have been eating some form of ice cream for about two and a half millennia. Ancient Greeks ate ice flavored with fruit and honey in markets as early as the fifth century BC, a food that would become a favorite of Alexander the Great. Even Hippocrates, the Father of Modern Freakin' Medicine, encouraged his patients to eat ice in every form "as it livens the life-juices and increases the well-being." All of that is to say: Ice cream is not only awesome, it has been for a long time and will probably stay that way forever. And with a legion of fans of all ages comes a whole mess of hilarious tweets on the subject.
Your boyfriend is cool.
The Voldemort of the dessert world.
Baby, come back!
Good one, dad.
It takes me 3 tubs of ice cream to get through times when I'm happy ...
That's what we call "a scoop" where I'm from.
Wait, that's NOT a dropped double ice cream cone? So many things make sense now.
What I wanna know: Why even bother with the spoon?
The HELL you say?!
Choco-let's go out.
That's environmentally friendly ice cream love.
What ... why?
Just draw the saddest, most disappointed eyes you can imagine.
Mostly, the ice cream part.
Reason No. 5,263 I could never be a doctor.
It's the a-choco-lypse.
Seriously though, no ice cream today?
Most of them have false teeth. The rest are psychopaths.
Why every ice cream-loving fighter needs a hype man.
We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the freeze-y way.