Humans have been eating some form of ice cream for about two and a half millennia. Ancient Greeks ate ice flavored with fruit and honey in markets as early as the fifth century BC, a food that would become a favorite of Alexander the Great. Even Hippocrates, the Father of Modern Freakin' Medicine, encouraged his patients to eat ice in every form "as it livens the life-juices and increases the well-being." All of that is to say: Ice cream is not only awesome, it has been for a long time and will probably stay that way forever. And with a legion of fans of all ages comes a whole mess of hilarious tweets on the subject.
Your boyfriend is cool.
Vanil-love you!
The Voldemort of the dessert world.
Baby, come back!
Priorities.
Good one, dad.
It takes me 3 tubs of ice cream to get through times when I'm happy ...
That's what we call "a scoop" where I'm from.
Wait, that's NOT a dropped double ice cream cone? So many things make sense now.
What I wanna know: Why even bother with the spoon?
The HELL you say?!
Choco-let's go out.
Yes please.
Truffle shuffle!
That's environmentally friendly ice cream love.
What ... why?
Marry me?
Just draw the saddest, most disappointed eyes you can imagine.
Mostly, the ice cream part.
Reason No. 5,263 I could never be a doctor.
It's the a-choco-lypse.
Seriously though, no ice cream today?
Most of them have false teeth. The rest are psychopaths.
Why every ice cream-loving fighter needs a hype man.
We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the freeze-y way.
