Jack Sparrow Not So Savvy
As you probably know, Johnny Depp’s been through a rough patch. The only thing he’s going through faster than cases of wine is his bank account. Lucikly, his character of Jack Sparrow is a fictional and therefore immortal figure. He can never falter. Except in tattoo form. This Jack Sparrow really let himself go. And that’s not even adding the ridiculous amount of wine an liquor he drinks on a monthly basis. I’m honestly surprised he doesn’t have alcohol poisoning by now.