On The 3rd Day Of College
Three days into college. I came home from my first day of classes to find my roommate lying on his bed under a pile of used tissues crying. He said he “couldn’t do this anymore” and asked his dad to come and pick him up. His dad worked at a funeral home, so he took the hurst to make the 2-hour drive so he could speed and had room to pack everything up to take back home.
…I wish I was kidding.