She Never Cleaned
My roommate in the dorms never cleaned. Not once during the entire year. Trek road salt in on my boots? Let’s leave it and stain the hardwood white! Leave an open honey container sideways on the sink? I love stepping in puddles of goo! Playing music while I slept (“oh, I thought you should be up by now.”), coming back drunk/high (“i don’t do any drugs!”), leaving the shower a disaster after playing sports in the mud. You should’ve seen the dust on her side of the room when she moved out…