No Privacy

I’m in bed with my girl. My roommate knocks, so I yell at him to give us a few minutes to get dressed. He barges in anyway, and as we hastily get under the covers, he starts yelling into the hallway for everyone to come to look at us. He doesn’t leave for what seems like forever, and a couple of people come by to join him in taunting us. EDIT* This takes place in a dorm with 70 people per floor.