Peeing Everywhere
As a freshman in college, I had a very lazy roommate. That in itself is ok most of the time. The problem for me was that our room was as far as possible from a bathroom. The first pee incident was rather innocent. I woke up to the sound of running water. Did he leave our sink on? I wondered. But no. He was at our door, peeing into the hall. When I yelled at him to stop, he looked at me and said, “but it’s a urinal”. It was not, but the alcohol he been consuming all night convinced him it was. The next time, however, he knew what he was doing. I woke up (different night) to hear the sound of pee hitting the trash bag. I yelled, “what the hell are you doing?”, he turned. Without stopping his stream. I later learned that he regularly kept a water bottle in his lofted bed to pee in and peed in our sink occasionally, which I brushed my teeth and washed my face in nightly.