A Blackout

My roommate, as a freshman in college, stole a pair of my underwear, wore it out for a night, came home, dropped trow, pissed on the floor/underwear, and lit them on fire. In the morning, he claimed he blacked out.
My roommate, as a freshman in college, stole a pair of my underwear, wore it out for a night, came home, dropped trow, pissed on the floor/underwear, and lit them on fire. In the morning, he claimed he blacked out.