She Called The Police On Me
My crazy roommate called the university police at midnight before my hardest 8 am final and apparently told them that I was threatening to kill her because of some comment I’d made like five weeks previous. I had said, “Jesus, my roommate is so annoying, sometimes I just want to strangle that girl.” I guess she found out and decided to go off the deep end. I never saw her again because she told the police that she didn’t feel safe in our room with me in there.
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