He Was Living Off Me
Only had one roommate in my life, and he was just a financial sponge. I had a great job, and his paid minimum wage. Too bad really, because we were good friends before sharing an apartment. He ate my food, drank my beer and liquor, and whenever we went out, I had to pay for drinks, dinner, or both. It didn’t come to a breaking point, until he ate the only food I had in the refrigerator while I was at work — I threw him out that night!