I Don’t Know What His Problem Was
My first roommate in college watched Scrubs with headphones on his computer and drank instant tea all day. Then one night, when I was talking to a girl on campus through Facebook, he jumped out of bed and exclaimed, “I’m going to rent a hotel room so I can get some goddamn sleep!” It was 12:00, and the key tapping annoyed him. He later moved out without letting me know. We had been sort of friends before that, but I couldn’t remain acquaintances after all that.