When the spring break shenanigans shock your own doctor

Redditor LandoneW recounts the aftermath of a spring break trip to Lake Shasta: “…left the vacation with pinkeye, a broken toe, two broken ribs, a blistered sunburn, the worst hangover of my life, and an ear filled with so much wax that I thought I had somehow completely lost my hearing in it.” Even his doctor was fazed by the damage. Honestly, though, how does one even reach that level of earwax buildup?