Echo Mic
Oh, did you not think kids were loud enough already? Not only will this nightmarish echo chamber amplify the voices of already volume-impaired children, but it also completely muffles everything they’re saying. Your friend’s kid might think they’re putting on a stunning performance of their favorite Ariana Grande song or delivering a moving and thoughtful speech, but all anyone else is going to hear is one loud, long, fuzzy bellow. Thanks for nothing, echo microphone.