Makeup Set
Makeup sets for kids are really nothing more than strangely flavored Vaseline infused with glitter. Eyeshadow, blush, lipstick: It’s all the same gross, greasy face-goo, and it’s all gonna get smeared over your friend’s furniture. If this shit doesn’t give a kid hives, they’ll never want to wash their face again. Just make sure to include a spoon, because they will also eat it. How could any parent not hate this?