Dr. Seuss Books
Maybe you’re that friend who doesn’t want to fill up a kid’s life with more useless plastic junk. So you buy them books. That’s nice, but if your instinct is to grab anything by Dr Seuss, you need to reconsider. Because these stupid books are way, way longer than you remember. There may be no greater parental burden than the feeling of dread that comes over you when your kid picks a Dr. Seuss book at bedtime. Making it through any of these tomes will leave any parent voiceless and exhausted and wishing they hadn’t invited you to their kid’s birthday party.