Ever wonder what your favorite fictional fast-food spokespeople would look like as anime characters? I didn't think so! Thankfully, artist Ozumii Wizard did. The digital artist from the Philippines gave everyone from Ronald McDonald of McDonald's fame to the Burger King a sleek upgrade, ready for their own anime series.
Wendy's: Wendy
She may look innocent ...
Wendy's: Wendy
... but, as you'll see in the next slide, she knows how to drop a frosty diss on a square.
Wendy's: Wendy
Like a burger that's been on the grill too long, McDonald's just got burned.
KFC: Colonel Sanders
Looks like the colonel has been doubling down on those free weights.
KFC: Colonel Sanders
Something tells me this hunk of meat isn't boneless.
McDonald's: Ronald McDonald
Really digging the cranking down of the murderous-clown motif the real thing has going on.
McDonald's: Ronald McDonald
Ugh, never mind.
McDonald's: The Hamburglar
He'll steal your burgers, your heart, and any clothing you have that features a burger pattern.
Starbucks: The unnamed Starbucks woman
Sop backlighting and what do you get? A hot-tay with a latte.
Starbucks: The unnamed Starbucks woman
Why isn't she screaming my name in my face from two feet away?
Starbucks: The unnamed Starbucks woman
*Gulp*
Burger King: The Burger King
A beefy king with a whopper of a chuckle.
Dairy Queen: The (Nonexistent) Dairy Queen
May her reign be as long and satisfying as a never-ending stream of soft serve ice cream—even though she's not an actual character.
Denny's: A Denny's waiter
Yet another character that's not an actual mascot. This one's superpowers apparently are forming complete sentences under little sleep and being able to still look customers in the eye after serving them a Grand Slam.
Arby's: This random cowboy
A huge upgrade on the actual Arby's mascot, which is—seriously—an oven mitt.
Jack in the Box: Jack
Let's just say if I looked like that, I wouldn't wear a giant ball over my head. (And no matter what I looked like, I would never wear that hat.)