Hedwig Gone Rogue: This British Couple Learned The Hard Way Why Having An Owl As A Ring-Bearer Is A TERRIBLE Idea

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According to this unlucky best man, there’s one golden rule to follow when getting assaulted by razor-sharp claws: do the stanky leg and scream like a little girl. While owl attacks in the wild are often quite rare, they DO happen–and can leave their victims battered and bloody. While this best man escaped his attack relatively unscathed, not all victims are so lucky.