This Is Why Christmas in the 1990s Was So Much Better Than It Is Now

You would either hand-write or buy Christmas cards for all your friends and your crushes at school. If you forgot a single person, that is the person who would become a serial killer or spend an exorbitant amount on extra therapy. But you always made sure your crush had the most lovey one, just to drop those subtle hints because you were a relationship GOD at 6 years old.