My Family Pretty Trashy, But My Mom’s Cousin Takes The Cake

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“[My mom’s cousin] (trailer park, no license, mullet) [is] convinced that there’s a global Jewish conspiracy that’s out to [get him]. When he last got his licence suspended for DUI, he blamed it on the Jews because obviously a global cabal would care about a drunk from the middle of Saskatchewan.”