This Santa Claus Throwing A Child Into His Abyss-Bag
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Santa Claus’s bag of presents is magically filled with anything anyone might want, so either a pedophile was very good this year, or this is how Santa “recruits” elves. Or this kid will be eternally lost in a bag-dimension filled only with toys and maybe cookies. And he can never escape.