Rogers Clemens, 2001 AL Cy Young and 2004 NL Cy Young

Clemens was robbed in 1990, but the Rocket was doing the robbing in 2001 and 2004. In that first year, he was bested in just about every available pitching category, save for record, by Yankees teammate Mike Mussina, who didn’t get a single first-place vote. Then after Clemens jumped to the NL, Randy Johnson crushed him in just about every meaningful metric, but the righty again benefitted from a shinier record.